Solemn Oath & Foreign Exchange - The Scroll And The Lamb Imperial Stout

So, I couldn’t wait any longer to open this. And for good reason. When I listened to the beer in the can, it felt thick. But like. Thicc. The knock of the fluid in the can told me it was motor oil. But what flavor? I AM HERE TO TESTIFY THAT THIS FLAVOR WAS VELVET CHOCONUTNILLA AND IT FELT LIKE I WAS INGESTING SATIN PAJAMAS THROUGH MY MOUTH. LIKE LICKING A PAIR OF MOISTENED PANNIES JUST PRIOR TO MARITAL COITUS. ALL PASSION. ZERO APPREHENSION. I’m not a dishonest person, and I can’t lie. This mouthfeel was so SEXUAL. The flavor was intense, sure, but I swear on my own loins, this was the most luxurious beverage I have put inside me EVER. Hot. Fucking. Christ. This is award-winningly satin pannies and I dare ANYONE to tell me differently. This is seventeen stars out of five. HOT. FUCKING. CHRIST. – Joel
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Brewery: Solemn Oath & Foreign Exchange
From: Naperville, IL & Aurora, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: The Scroll And The Lamb Imperial Stout
ABV: 13%

Solemn Oath & Foreign Exchange - The Scroll And The Lamb Imperial Stout

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