Twin Sails - Two Straws IPA (Blackberry Variant)

Twin Sails - Two Straws IPA (Blackberry Variant)

My wife was all, “Wanna split some beers?” And I was all, “Are you hitting on me?” And she was all, “Yes. Please disrobe.” And then I was all, “Seriously?” And she was all, “No. Pour the beer, motherfucker.” And then I poured this and she didn’t like it, or the goop floating around, or the fact that I was already naked. We didn’t finish this beer, but we brought the sexual tension of this here post to the bedroom later where we both got a great night’s sleep. I’m also lying. Living in 2019 does not allow for good sleep unless you’re loaded – wealthy or intoxicated, that is. – Joel
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Brewery: Twin Sails
From: Port Moody, BC 🇨🇦
Beer: Two Straws IPA (Blackberry Variant)
ABV: 6.5%

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