Urban Brew Labs - Schwarz Weather Schwarzbier

Urban Brew Labs - Schwarz Weather Schwarzbier

I’m not kidding about these black lagers, I yearn for their gentle touch, their massive calves, their malt dong. All of my romantic and erotic poetry makes perfect sense when I change the protagonist to my black lagers, too. It’s just so awesome that I can now reference my black calypso triangle and y’all think I’m talmbout malted barley instead of my pubic area. – Joel
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Brewery: Urban Brew Labs
From: Chicago, IL 🇺🇸
Beer: Schwarz Weather Schwarzbier
ABV: 5.6%
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