West Sixth - Heller Heaven Double IPA

West Sixth - Heller Heaven Double IPA

All these W6th bishes are skrait flavor dongs, yo. Like, alls I has to do is crack and pour, and suddenly I’m a half-naked masseuse about to get off work and head to my night job where I’m a half-naked male dancer and my half-naked dancer name is Hunka Burninlove and I’m blatantly Hungarian and I have a ponytail and I mispronounce the word ‘muscles’ by replacing the c with a k and I have a lower back tattoo of a heart that says MOM but I was conceived in a petry dish so my mom is actually a guy name Stu so I send Mother’s Day cards to Stu and always kiss my fingers and point to the sky and say, “LOVE YOU MAMA STU,” whenever I score touchdowns in two-hand touch football that I play with my fellow male dancers. Why y’all gotta squint your faces like that when I wax broetic? – Joel
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Brewery: West Sixth
From: Lexington, KY 🇺🇸
Beer: Heller Heaven DIPA
ABV: 9.5%

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