Wild Leap - LMN ADE Sour Ale

Wild Leap - LMN ADE Sour Ale

I don’t traditionally like beers without all of their vowels, but because I trust Wild Leap to put appropriate things inside of me, I gave this here LMN ADE a swirl down the ol’ Joel hole. Needless to say, the entire room began to spin, and as I fell backwards, I felt the icy plunge into a kiddie pool filled with childhood memories of the very first JC Penney catalogs I ever snuck into my bedroom for private viewing. I’m not saying this beer wasn’t fucking creatively delicious, but what I am saying is that I am still partial to high-waisted full-back satin panties in catalogs. Also, I can still smell those catalogs. Also, this beer should be a regular visitor to my warmer months, because it’s delicious as a high-waisted full-back pair of satin panties, yahrdme. – Joel
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Brewery: Wild Leap
From: La Grange, GA 🇺🇸
Beer: LMN ADE Sour Ale
ABV: 5.5%

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